so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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