p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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