Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
did you just send me my own nude
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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