I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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