We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
vagina is talking i cant
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
My vagina is very pro this idea
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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