Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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