I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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