Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
why do cheetos always look like penises
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous