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We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.

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(708): We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan. http://tfl.nu/28ik

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Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!

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(502): Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night! http://tfl.nu/a9zw

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it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me

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(512): it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me http://tfl.nu/0mob

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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .

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(250): woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" . http://tfl.nu/721o

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He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.

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(425): He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me. http://tfl.nu/6hfm

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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them

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(419): this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them http://tfl.nu/j2wl

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(516): View more from New York

he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board

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(516): he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board http://tfl.nu/9lcb

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?

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(202): WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT? http://tfl.nu/xll1

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"

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(252): I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong" http://tfl.nu/l3k0

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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...

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(706): It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend... http://tfl.nu/nn4b

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink

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(717): Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink http://tfl.nu/xefq

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.

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(570): We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't. http://tfl.nu/vt2d

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(209): View more from California

DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.

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(209): DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now. http://tfl.nu/drmi

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(630): View more from Illinois

i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me

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(630): i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me http://tfl.nu/f940

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(989): View more from Michigan

Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.

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(989): Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert. http://tfl.nu/zbuo

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