I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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