covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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