He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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