super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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