You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
