Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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