Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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