Sponge bath it is.
I just cut my nipple shaving
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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