and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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