the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize