whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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