Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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