you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Can you bring me the toilet please
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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