life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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