Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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