"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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