I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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