But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Randomize
