On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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