i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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