Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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