So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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