youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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