The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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