READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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