Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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