They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I love you. Go after that dick
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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