Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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