Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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