just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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