He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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