Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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