Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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