after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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