so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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