I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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