so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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