Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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