I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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