she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
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