I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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