I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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