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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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