no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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