I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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