I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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