I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I could fuck to npr.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I have already put on my inside pants.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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